notafathersday:

miscaitlin:

why doesn’t life have a motherlode cheat yet

it does it’s called lotery but the code changes every week

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supernatural-waywards:

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

im totally gonna use this in the essay im writing

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